Anytime you see Darth Vader playing golf it's just a classic moment.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Darth Vader Plays Golf - Spike TV Commercial
Monday, September 22, 2008
What I Did On My Summer Vacation: Screw You Mrs. Abbott
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I don’t know about any of you poor bastards, but I feel as if my mind has been on overload all summer. It’s been so chaotic that I just realized it’s almost October and I pooped myself a little. Think about the summer and ask yourself: Where the fuck did it go? I’ll tell you where it went; it went right down the crapper. Most of it was probably spent in front of the television and can you really blame me?
Hockey playoffs and the Stanley Cup go deep into June. Then I had couple weeks of freedom that were spent on my favorite barstool at the Hound getting splinters in my ass from laughing my ass off and occasionally falling off the damn thing. Then it started, the mother fucking Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. Holy mother Mary of God my eyeballs were bleeding by the end of it all. Between the opening ceremonies to the time they finally turn off the flame, I spent in front of the TV. Yes I watched everything from Michael Phelps and his crazy fucking mother, to the women’s Vagina ping-pong ball contest on the Great Wall. I watched our Commander and Chief check out the cleavage on our women’s beach volleyball team. For Christ’s sake I watched the speed walking event. That’s right kids; if you can walk you can be a mother fucking Olympian. How’s that for having a “dream”. “Mommy when I grow up I’m going to walk in the Olympics”. Can you imagine the utter shame those parents must feel? Your child can walk. Congrat-u-fucking-lations. Here’s a pistol. End it all now why don’t you. So the fucking Olympics. I loved every moment of it.
Then it happened. Barack Obama came to Denver and rocked this joint like it was Woodstock. Except it was more like the “Black Woodstock”. Now don’t’ get me wrong, I love all my fellow man and woman, but shit I didn’t know Colorado had that many black people. It was awesome. Downtown Denver looked as if it had thrown up on itself and the vomit was political propaganda. It was sweet. I got a shirt that says, “Obama is my DJ.” I have no fucking idea what that is supposed to mean but it was cool anyways and I’ll wear it on Election Day. I didn’t see Oprah and I’m a little pissed off because how could you miss her? In fact I didn’t see any of the “celebrities” that were down here. But I’ll tell you what if Brittany and Paris tell me to vote for Obama then he’s got my vote. I mean those are two really retarded people and if even they know that McCain is a lousy candidate than I must be doing something right. Minneapolis got to host the RNC. Poor fucking bastards. I think that pretty much sums that up. So we’ve got two months before the big day. Will we have the first ever-black president or will it just be another retard that will end up fucking us all? Aren’t you excited?
And now here I sit. Thinking about how I spent my “summer vacation”. Did I go camping? Take a vacation? Road Trip? Sit at the pool? Any of the fun things I did as a kid. The answer is NO. And I think that it’s fucking bullshit! I don’t want to play anymore. I feel like taking my ball and going home. On a lighter note, I did see Foo Fighters play both nights at Red Rocks and it was fucking awesome.
So that’s what I did on my summer vacation, and shit on me if it wasn’t pretty fucking memorable.
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I don’t know about any of you poor bastards, but I feel as if my mind has been on overload all summer. It’s been so chaotic that I just realized it’s almost October and I pooped myself a little. Think about the summer and ask yourself: Where the fuck did it go? I’ll tell you where it went; it went right down the crapper. Most of it was probably spent in front of the television and can you really blame me?
Hockey playoffs and the Stanley Cup go deep into June. Then I had couple weeks of freedom that were spent on my favorite barstool at the Hound getting splinters in my ass from laughing my ass off and occasionally falling off the damn thing. Then it started, the mother fucking Summer Olympics in Beijing, China. Holy mother Mary of God my eyeballs were bleeding by the end of it all. Between the opening ceremonies to the time they finally turn off the flame, I spent in front of the TV. Yes I watched everything from Michael Phelps and his crazy fucking mother, to the women’s Vagina ping-pong ball contest on the Great Wall. I watched our Commander and Chief check out the cleavage on our women’s beach volleyball team. For Christ’s sake I watched the speed walking event. That’s right kids; if you can walk you can be a mother fucking Olympian. How’s that for having a “dream”. “Mommy when I grow up I’m going to walk in the Olympics”. Can you imagine the utter shame those parents must feel? Your child can walk. Congrat-u-fucking-lations. Here’s a pistol. End it all now why don’t you. So the fucking Olympics. I loved every moment of it.
Then it happened. Barack Obama came to Denver and rocked this joint like it was Woodstock. Except it was more like the “Black Woodstock”. Now don’t’ get me wrong, I love all my fellow man and woman, but shit I didn’t know Colorado had that many black people. It was awesome. Downtown Denver looked as if it had thrown up on itself and the vomit was political propaganda. It was sweet. I got a shirt that says, “Obama is my DJ.” I have no fucking idea what that is supposed to mean but it was cool anyways and I’ll wear it on Election Day. I didn’t see Oprah and I’m a little pissed off because how could you miss her? In fact I didn’t see any of the “celebrities” that were down here. But I’ll tell you what if Brittany and Paris tell me to vote for Obama then he’s got my vote. I mean those are two really retarded people and if even they know that McCain is a lousy candidate than I must be doing something right. Minneapolis got to host the RNC. Poor fucking bastards. I think that pretty much sums that up. So we’ve got two months before the big day. Will we have the first ever-black president or will it just be another retard that will end up fucking us all? Aren’t you excited?
And now here I sit. Thinking about how I spent my “summer vacation”. Did I go camping? Take a vacation? Road Trip? Sit at the pool? Any of the fun things I did as a kid. The answer is NO. And I think that it’s fucking bullshit! I don’t want to play anymore. I feel like taking my ball and going home. On a lighter note, I did see Foo Fighters play both nights at Red Rocks and it was fucking awesome.
So that’s what I did on my summer vacation, and shit on me if it wasn’t pretty fucking memorable.
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Friday, August 15, 2008
The Hunt For Gollum - Teaser Trailer 2
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Holy shit. How did I not know about this. Props to Willis B for sending me the link. Excellent stuff. Cheers.
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Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams
This is an amazing video. It's over an hour but well worth your time. If you don't know who Randy Pausch is take a little time to research him. A truly amazing person whose life was unfortuantely cut short by cancer. Hope you enjoy. Stay Dialed In
Monday, August 11, 2008
Best Race Of The 2008 Olympics
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Most of you are probably watching the Olympics this year being held in Beijing, China. Michael Phelps has become a house hold name all across the US and mostly across the world. He has the ability this year to become the greatest Olympian in history. That is absolutely unbelievable and I'm sure that everyone across the world is rooting for him in one way or another.
Here is the 4x100 Freestyle Relay that happened Sunday (US time) night. Quite possibly one of the most amazing Olympic moments of our time. Enjoy and as always, stay dialed in.
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/share.html?videoid=D811_HD_SWB_HL_L0194
Most of you are probably watching the Olympics this year being held in Beijing, China. Michael Phelps has become a house hold name all across the US and mostly across the world. He has the ability this year to become the greatest Olympian in history. That is absolutely unbelievable and I'm sure that everyone across the world is rooting for him in one way or another.
Here is the 4x100 Freestyle Relay that happened Sunday (US time) night. Quite possibly one of the most amazing Olympic moments of our time. Enjoy and as always, stay dialed in.
http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/share.html?videoid=D811_HD_SWB_HL_L0194
Monday, July 14, 2008
7 Kinds of Sex
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Results of a recent research show that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
President BUSH PARDON's HIMSELF against POTENTIAL WARCRIMES
I don't even know where to start. In my opinion this only proves that President Bush has KNOWINGLY committed crimes and is covering his own ass for when the right people really start asking tough questions. It makes me sick. Really sick. I am surprised that he had the balls and forsight to cover the rest of his cabinet as well. If there is a God, don't you think that this is the exact moment when he would strike down Bush and his followers? Is this not the exact definition of pure evil? Stay Dialed In......because who the hell knows what this retard will do next.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Foo Fighters - Drummers Battle
As some of you may or may not know I'm a huge Foo Fighters fan. Foo @ Red Rocks July 14! I found this awesome clip of Taylor Hawkins and Dave Grohl facing off and having an amazing drum battle. Stay Dialed In
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
EXCLUSIVE: Five Minutes Of ‘Batman: Gotham Knight’
Set between the events of “Batman Begins” and “The Dark Knight,” “Gotham Knight” is an anthology of six animated tales starring everyone’s favorite caped crusader. Very much like the Animatrix film this animated movie is set to bridge the gap between the new Batman films. Very cool stuff. Stay Dialed In
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Ask Me About My Weiner!!
I played golf this weekend with some good friends of mine for some sort of charity. The group in front of us had a guy who reminded us of the fat kid from "Accepted". So in his honor and to make myself laugh, please enjoy this clip.
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Twisting Your Nutz
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Last night Benny, DD, Mer, and I were at the Irish Hound, like we usually are, and participated in the trivia night hosted by GeeksWhoDrink. Of course our favorite bartender and friend, Louie, did us proud by getting us hammered as usual. The GeeksWhoDrink blog (which can be found in my blog roll) posted pictures and a brief description of the evening. Check it out.
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Friday, June 20, 2008
Guaranteed Things Women Can Do To Make Their Man's Day
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I was thinking last night about things I could do to make my girlfriends day. I came up with the usual boring things that most men come up with. You know, make dinner, clean up the house, do my own laundry, take her shopping, get her a massage. Things of this nature. Of course each woman is different and we as men should know the subtle differences that make our women so special. But then I began thinking about what would make my day, and then came to the conclusion that this would probably be true for most men. So, the following are things that I think that women can do to guarantee their man a great day.
How do you ensure that you are going to have a great day? Two words for you. Morning sex. There are few things better than waking up to find that you're about to have sex. It's better than waking up early and going to the gym with the other obsessed people, because hey, you're having sex. Plus there are a couple of bonuses to morning sex. 1) it's a good workout 2)your options after sex are to go back to sleep or take a shower and start your day with your head clear 3)hey it's 9:00 am and you've already gotten laid.
I don't know about you but I'm crazy about my sports teams. Especially the Avalanche if you can't tell. Coming home to find out your girl has tickets for the game is always a winner. "Hi honey. Rough day? Got you 2 tickets to tonight's big game and I already called your best bud to meet you there." Holy shit! Tell me you that wouldn't make your day right there.
Social events can be a hit or miss depending on what they are. But when your woman is looking smoking hot and is charming the hell out of everyone that can be a real turn on. You're with your woman for probably a million reasons, but when she's on her game and impressing the hell out of your friends or co-workers, and the complements just keep rolling in, it's awesome to be reminded of why your woman is so amazing.
Golf is a tricky thing, because all men don't play the game. However, those of us that do will know that there are few things better in this world than being out on the course with the boys and just getting away from it all for a bit. This probably goes hand in hand with purchasing sporting event tickets, but it's still something not to be taken lightly. For some of us golf is a escape for an afternoon of drinking and swearing like a sailor. For those of you that are good, fuck you. I consider myself to be a drinker that plays golf. Gotta love the beer cart girl.
Another hit or miss topic is video games. Some guys really enjoy their time sitting in front of the TV playing whatever new game is out. Girls, you have two options for this one. 1)Either start playing video games and be really involved and be kick ass at them or 2)Get your man that new game and let him sit in front of it for the next 10 hours straight. I'm not saying that this should happen a lot, but every now and again it's nice to zone out and play a video game.
All in all, men are pretty stupid. We generally don't have more than 3 thoughts in our head at one time. Any more than that and George W. raises the terror alert to code red and gas prices shoot up even higher. When we are thinking about things it is usually sex, sports, and tv. Not always in that order but usually a safe bet. So if women remember these few topics, your man will smile all day. Guaranteed.
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I was thinking last night about things I could do to make my girlfriends day. I came up with the usual boring things that most men come up with. You know, make dinner, clean up the house, do my own laundry, take her shopping, get her a massage. Things of this nature. Of course each woman is different and we as men should know the subtle differences that make our women so special. But then I began thinking about what would make my day, and then came to the conclusion that this would probably be true for most men. So, the following are things that I think that women can do to guarantee their man a great day.
How do you ensure that you are going to have a great day? Two words for you. Morning sex. There are few things better than waking up to find that you're about to have sex. It's better than waking up early and going to the gym with the other obsessed people, because hey, you're having sex. Plus there are a couple of bonuses to morning sex. 1) it's a good workout 2)your options after sex are to go back to sleep or take a shower and start your day with your head clear 3)hey it's 9:00 am and you've already gotten laid.
I don't know about you but I'm crazy about my sports teams. Especially the Avalanche if you can't tell. Coming home to find out your girl has tickets for the game is always a winner. "Hi honey. Rough day? Got you 2 tickets to tonight's big game and I already called your best bud to meet you there." Holy shit! Tell me you that wouldn't make your day right there.
Social events can be a hit or miss depending on what they are. But when your woman is looking smoking hot and is charming the hell out of everyone that can be a real turn on. You're with your woman for probably a million reasons, but when she's on her game and impressing the hell out of your friends or co-workers, and the complements just keep rolling in, it's awesome to be reminded of why your woman is so amazing.
Golf is a tricky thing, because all men don't play the game. However, those of us that do will know that there are few things better in this world than being out on the course with the boys and just getting away from it all for a bit. This probably goes hand in hand with purchasing sporting event tickets, but it's still something not to be taken lightly. For some of us golf is a escape for an afternoon of drinking and swearing like a sailor. For those of you that are good, fuck you. I consider myself to be a drinker that plays golf. Gotta love the beer cart girl.
Another hit or miss topic is video games. Some guys really enjoy their time sitting in front of the TV playing whatever new game is out. Girls, you have two options for this one. 1)Either start playing video games and be really involved and be kick ass at them or 2)Get your man that new game and let him sit in front of it for the next 10 hours straight. I'm not saying that this should happen a lot, but every now and again it's nice to zone out and play a video game.
All in all, men are pretty stupid. We generally don't have more than 3 thoughts in our head at one time. Any more than that and George W. raises the terror alert to code red and gas prices shoot up even higher. When we are thinking about things it is usually sex, sports, and tv. Not always in that order but usually a safe bet. So if women remember these few topics, your man will smile all day. Guaranteed.
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
The Dark Knight
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I'm so excited for this movie that I just can't stand it. From looking at it, I think Heath Ledger may have given a better Joker performance than Jack. I know that's a tall order to fill, but Ledger plays the type of Joker you see in the comic books as apposed to the Joker that Tim Burton created which was more like the old TV series with Adam West. Stay Dialed In
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