Friday, June 20, 2008

Guaranteed Things Women Can Do To Make Their Man's Day

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I was thinking last night about things I could do to make my girlfriends day. I came up with the usual boring things that most men come up with. You know, make dinner, clean up the house, do my own laundry, take her shopping, get her a massage. Things of this nature. Of course each woman is different and we as men should know the subtle differences that make our women so special. But then I began thinking about what would make my day, and then came to the conclusion that this would probably be true for most men. So, the following are things that I think that women can do to guarantee their man a great day.

How do you ensure that you are going to have a great day? Two words for you. Morning sex. There are few things better than waking up to find that you're about to have sex. It's better than waking up early and going to the gym with the other obsessed people, because hey, you're having sex. Plus there are a couple of bonuses to morning sex. 1) it's a good workout 2)your options after sex are to go back to sleep or take a shower and start your day with your head clear 3)hey it's 9:00 am and you've already gotten laid.

I don't know about you but I'm crazy about my sports teams. Especially the Avalanche if you can't tell. Coming home to find out your girl has tickets for the game is always a winner. "Hi honey. Rough day? Got you 2 tickets to tonight's big game and I already called your best bud to meet you there." Holy shit! Tell me you that wouldn't make your day right there.

Social events can be a hit or miss depending on what they are. But when your woman is looking smoking hot and is charming the hell out of everyone that can be a real turn on. You're with your woman for probably a million reasons, but when she's on her game and impressing the hell out of your friends or co-workers, and the complements just keep rolling in, it's awesome to be reminded of why your woman is so amazing.

Golf is a tricky thing, because all men don't play the game. However, those of us that do will know that there are few things better in this world than being out on the course with the boys and just getting away from it all for a bit. This probably goes hand in hand with purchasing sporting event tickets, but it's still something not to be taken lightly. For some of us golf is a escape for an afternoon of drinking and swearing like a sailor. For those of you that are good, fuck you. I consider myself to be a drinker that plays golf. Gotta love the beer cart girl.


Another hit or miss topic is video games. Some guys really enjoy their time sitting in front of the TV playing whatever new game is out. Girls, you have two options for this one. 1)Either start playing video games and be really involved and be kick ass at them or 2)Get your man that new game and let him sit in front of it for the next 10 hours straight. I'm not saying that this should happen a lot, but every now and again it's nice to zone out and play a video game.

All in all, men are pretty stupid. We generally don't have more than 3 thoughts in our head at one time. Any more than that and George W. raises the terror alert to code red and gas prices shoot up even higher. When we are thinking about things it is usually sex, sports, and tv. Not always in that order but usually a safe bet. So if women remember these few topics, your man will smile all day. Guaranteed.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nice list! I agree, men are pretty simple! Ha! Hey, you should totally post this on MakeFive.com
They would groove on this!

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