Death to all Red Wings!!!

Congratulations! You survived the week. Now it’s time to put on your party hats and start yelling at the TV. Now, most of you are thinking, Super Bowl weekend. To those people: Piss off. Screw the Super Bowl. Hey if you were there in Phoenix I’d say “hell yeah” myself. Scottsdale is one of the best “singles” cities in the US. The game of the weekend is tonight. MY Colorado Avalanche will be taking on the hated, despised, and unfortunately feared Detroit Red Wings. If you’re not a hockey person, the Wings are by far the most feared team this season. They have an unheard of record of 38 (W) 10 (L) and 4 (OTL) and have accumulated 80 points already. Hate to say it, but they’re one hell of a team. But have no fear, because they’ll blow it in the post-season. Just you wait and see. And now on to the team we actually give a shit about. The Av’s thus far have held their own in the western conference and the northwest division with a record of 27-20-4. Not bad considering our 3 best players Sakic, Smyth, and Stasny have been out for several weeks. So there, you’re officially caught up. If you don’t know anything about the rivalry between these two clubs, do yourself a favor and look up some of the history on http://www.youtube.com/ So instead of rooting for the oh so handsome Tom Brady or the ever disappointing Eli Manning, put on a jersey and root for the Avalanche. Don’t make the mistake of rooting for the Red Wings, because I will hunt you down and murder your gold fish while you sleep. Just support your team no matter what the record, who they’re playing, what the score is, or how annoying your girlfriend can be while asking questions like “What’s icing?” Just turn up the TV, crack open another beer, and remember GO AV’S !!!!